Sunday, April 01, 2007

Exciting April 1st Announcement for AIAW

Well, it’s time to throw up a post on this site again – just to keep from losing the domain. After all, I don’t want somebody taking it over to hawk Cialis, socially useful and medically necessary as that drug is.

However, I’m also excited to be announcing that I have decided to return to full time blogging, but as a Republican. I’m even turning my site red, which is such a better color anyway. Remember, there’s a shade of red out there that could flatter everybody.

Let’s face it, living with a union thug and advocating for the needy are boring. And frankly, I hate the Birkenstocks. Ann Coulter is right.

What I long for is to wear six-inch stilettos in a cute fuchsia and puce (if I figure out what puce looks like).

I want big hair and lots of black eyeliner and scarlet lipstick to go with my scarlet manicure. Color coordination is so important.

In fact, the more I think about it, the hell with politics. I am going to dedicate my blog to the really important stuff – fashion. From now on, I’m going to call it Anonymous Is A Fashionista. And I’m buying my stuff at Wal Mart only if it’s imported directly from China.

Ooops, gotta go, Dan just got back from another damn outsourcing rally.


Jim Hoeft said...

Knowing what I know, people might just believe this post tomorrow!


AnonymousIsAWoman said...

I'll put up something turning it back blue later today. But you gave me my laugh for today.