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Sunday, April 01, 2007

Exciting April 1st Announcement for AIAW

Well, it’s time to throw up a post on this site again – just to keep from losing the domain. After all, I don’t want somebody taking it over to hawk Cialis, socially useful and medically necessary as that drug is.

However, I’m also excited to be announcing that I have decided to return to full time blogging, but as a Republican. I’m even turning my site red, which is such a better color anyway. Remember, there’s a shade of red out there that could flatter everybody.

Let’s face it, living with a union thug and advocating for the needy are boring. And frankly, I hate the Birkenstocks. Ann Coulter is right.

What I long for is to wear six-inch stilettos in a cute fuchsia and puce (if I figure out what puce looks like).

I want big hair and lots of black eyeliner and scarlet lipstick to go with my scarlet manicure. Color coordination is so important.

In fact, the more I think about it, the hell with politics. I am going to dedicate my blog to the really important stuff – fashion. From now on, I’m going to call it Anonymous Is A Fashionista. And I’m buying my stuff at Wal Mart only if it’s imported directly from China.

Ooops, gotta go, Dan just got back from another damn outsourcing rally.

2 comments:

Jim Hoeft said...

Knowing what I know, people might just believe this post tomorrow!

;-)

AnonymousIsAWoman said...

I'll put up something turning it back blue later today. But you gave me my laugh for today.